Welcome to the stupid pastimes on the web - site. In creating this site I have taken on the incredible challenge of bringing you - the innocent websurfer absolutely the most insignificant, useless, idiotic, and horribly infantile collection of WWW pastimes.

That is - if you need a good way to waste perfectly good time, and have suddenly, oddly been freed from the use of your brain (by means physical or otherwise) - you've come to the right place!