The Cleanest Page on the Web or CPW, is most likely the most beautiful, untouched, unnatural wonder of the WWW. This page, a tourist attraction for many a Web surfer is as pure today as it was when first discovered, yesterday...
We request that you please refrain from the following during your visit to the CPW:
Touching you computer screen.
Eating or Drinking in front of the computer.
Any type of sexual activity (makes the page blush).