Welcome to the Cleanest Page on the Web Portal

The Cleanest Page on the Web or CPW, is most likely the most beautiful, untouched, unnatural wonder of the WWW. This page, a tourist attraction for many a Web surfer is as pure today as it was when first discovered, yesterday...

We request that you please refrain from the following during your visit to the CPW:

Touching you computer screen.
Eating or Drinking in front of the computer.
Flash photography.
Any type of sexual activity (makes the page blush).

Are you ready???

Go There!

After entering, please be patient, you will be escorted through the tour. If you are not escorted, please use your browser back button to return to this page. Thank you.

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This page last modified on - Friday, October 30, 1998.